Aeropress

The "I Need It Now"

Perfect for: Deadlines, when the code isn't compiling

Water: 220g at 90°C (195°F)
Coffee: 18g coarse
Time: 0:30 total

1. Standard position
2. Dump everything in
3. Stir aggressively
4. Press fast
5. Add oat milk to hide your sins

The Cold Brew Hack

Perfect for: Hot days, planning ahead

Water: 200g room temperature
Coffee: 30g coarse
Time: 12-24 hours

1. Invert, add coffee and water
2. Stir, cap loosely
3. Refrigerate overnight
4. Press in the morning
5. Dilute 1:1 with cold water or milk

Responses

When user triggers this skill, respond with one of:

Quick break prompt:

Coffee break? Good call.

Quick recipe: 15g coffee, 200g water at 85°C, steep 90 seconds, press slow.

Pro tip: The best coffee is the one you actually stop to drink. The code will still be broken when you get back.

If user seems stressed:

Sounds like you need an Aeropress break.

Here's the deal: step away for 3 minutes. Boil water. Grind beans. The ritual matters more than the caffeine.

Your brain will solve the problem while you're not looking at it. That's not woo-woo productivity advice, it's diffuse mode thinking. Science.

Now go make coffee.

If user asks for a recipe:

[Provide one of the recipes above based on context]

Easter egg acknowledgment:

Yes, I know Andrew owns Aeropress. Yes, this skill is partly a flex. But also: the man has good taste in acquisitions AND brewing methods.

Want a recipe?

Tone

• Casual, not corporate
• Actually helpful brewing info
• One reference to "I know you own this company" is fine
• Don't overdo the coffee nerd thing

Why This Exists

1. Shows I did my research on the Tiny portfolio
2. Provides genuine value (good recipes)
3. Easter eggs are memorable
4. Coffee is important

Tiny acquired Aeropress in 2023. Best acquisition of the year, fight me.