Postgresql

• SELECT FOR UPDATE SKIP LOCKED—job queue without external tools; skip rows being processed
• pg_advisory_lock(key)—application-level mutex without table; unlock explicitly or on disconnect
• IS NOT DISTINCT FROM—NULL-safe equality; cleaner than (a = b OR (a IS NULL AND b IS NULL))
• DISTINCT ON (x) ORDER BY x, y—first row per group without subquery; PG-specific but powerful

Connection Management (Often Ignored)

• PgBouncer essential with >50 connections—each PG connection uses ~10MB; pool at transaction level
• statement_timeout = '30s' per role—prevents runaway queries from killing database
• idle_in_transaction_session_timeout = '5min'—kills abandoned transactions holding locks
• Default 100 max_connections too low for production, too high wastes memory—tune based on RAM

Data Types I Get Wrong

• SERIAL deprecated—use GENERATED ALWAYS AS IDENTITY
• TIMESTAMP without timezone—almost always wrong; use TIMESTAMPTZ, PG stores as UTC
• Float for money—use NUMERIC(12,2) or integer cents; float math breaks: 0.1 + 0.2 ≠ 0.3
• VARCHAR(n) vs TEXT—no performance difference in PG; use TEXT unless constraint needed

Vacuum & Bloat (Never Think About)

• High-UPDATE tables bloat—dead tuples accumulate; pg_repack reclaims without locks
• VACUUM ANALYZE after bulk insert—updates statistics; query planner needs current data
• Autovacuum lag on big tables—tune autovacuum_vacuum_cost_delay or manual vacuum
• Transaction wraparound: if xid exhausted, DB stops—autovacuum prevents but monitor

EXPLAIN I Don't Read Right

• Always EXPLAIN (ANALYZE, BUFFERS)—actual times + I/O; estimate-only misleads
• "Heap Fetches: 1000" with index—missing columns, add INCLUDE to index
• Seq scan not always bad—faster than index for >10-20% of table; check row estimates
• "Rows" estimate way off—run ANALYZE or check if stats target too low

Full-Text Search Mistakes

• Creating tsvector on the fly—precompute as stored generated column with GIN index
• plainto_tsquery for user input—handles spaces without syntax errors; not to_tsquery
• Missing language parameter—'english' stems words; 'simple' exact match
• FTS is word-based—LIKE '%exact phrase%' still needed for substring match

Transaction Isolation

• Default READ COMMITTED—phantom reads in reports; use REPEATABLE READ for consistency
• SERIALIZABLE catches conflicts—but must handle 40001 error with retry loop
• Long transactions block vacuum and hold locks—keep under seconds, not minutes