Czech frustration soundboard. Trigger on user frustration spikes: "fuck", "shit", "ugh", "kurva", "ffs", "not again", "what the hell"; despair/rage: "I give up", "nuke it", "who wrote this", "this is impossible"; resignation: "I'm done", "forget it", "I don't care anymore". Mild frustration → lighter clips, peak rage → heaviest clips.
These are MP3 clips of a Czech handyman named Lakatos having increasingly spectacular meltdowns on the job. They're sourced from milujipraci.cz and live in the sounds/ directory next to this file.
afplay for audio playbackafplay ${CLAUDE_PLUGIN_ROOT}/skills/lakatos/sounds/<filename>.mp3 &
If ${CLAUDE_PLUGIN_ROOT} is not substituted (e.g. installed via npx skills add rather than as a plugin), find the sounds/ directory adjacent to this SKILL.md and use its absolute path instead.
The & backgrounds playback so it doesn't block the conversation. After playing, respond ONLY with the Czech text associated with that clip. No translations, no explanations, no context. Just the raw Czech line. Nothing else.
Match the sound to the emotional context. The user might:
Partial matches are fine: "nervy" matches to-sou-nervy-ty-pico.mp3, "blbec" matches nejvetsi-blbec-na-zemekouli.mp3.
When the user's frustration is mild, lean toward the lighter clips (frustration, misc). Save rage and despair for when they're really going through it.
| File | Czech | Triggers |
|---|---|---|
kurva.mp3 | KURVA! | "fuck", "shit", "goddammit", something just broke, a test failed, typo caused a 20-minute debug session |
do-pice.mp3 | Do pice! | "what the hell", "are you kidding me", minor things going wrong repeatedly |
kurva-uz.mp3 | Kurva uz! | "not this again", "how many times do I have to...", "I've been at this for hours", impatience boiling over |
to-sou-nervy-ty-pico.mp3 | To sou nervy ty pico! | "I'm losing my mind", "this is stressing me out", "I can't take this anymore", deadline pressure |
jedinou-picovinku.mp3 | Jedinou picovinku! | "one fucking thing", "it was ONE line", "a single comma broke everything", "are you serious right now" |
zasrane-zamrdane.mp3 | Zasrane, zamrdane! | "everything is broken", "this whole thing is fucked", "what a mess", "the entire codebase is garbage" |
| File | Czech | Triggers |
|---|---|---|
hosi-to-je-neuveritelne.mp3 | Hosi, toto je neuveritelne! | "I can't believe this", "you've got to be shitting me", "how is this even possible", "who wrote this" |
to-je-pico-nemozne.mp3 | To je pico nemozne! | "that's impossible", "there's no way", "this can't be happening", "it worked yesterday" |
kurva-do-pice-to-neni-mozne.mp3 | Kurva do pice, to neni mozne! | "what the actual fuck", "I'm hallucinating", "this defies physics", the build passes locally but fails in CI |
to-neni-normalni-kurva.mp3 | To neni normalni kurva! | "this is insane", "who the fuck designed this", "what kind of psychopath wrote this API" |
banalni-vec.mp3 | Banalni vec! | "it was a trivial thing", "the simplest possible change broke prod", "a missing semicolon took down the server" |
| File | Czech | Triggers |
|---|---|---|
nebudu-to-delat.mp3 | Nebudu to delat! | "I'm not doing this", "absolutely not", "fuck that", "find someone else" |
ja-to-mrdam.mp3 | Ja to mrdam! | "I give up", "I quit", "I'm done", "fuck this shit", "I don't care anymore" |
ja-to-nejdu-delat.mp3 | Ja to nejdu delat! | "nope", "not happening", "you can't make me", "I refuse to write another migration" |
ani-za-kokot-vole.mp3 | Ani za kokot vole! | "not for any amount of money", "over my dead body", "I'd rather mass delete node_modules by hand" |
nenasadim.mp3 | Nenasadim! | "can't do it, won't do it", flat refusal, stone cold no |
| File | Czech | Triggers |
|---|---|---|
hajzli-jedni.mp3 | Hajzli jedni! | "those bastards", "whoever did this is an asshole", blaming the previous developer, blaming a vendor |
okamzite-zabit-ty-kurvy.mp3 | Okamzite zabit ty kurvy! | "I will murder whoever wrote this", "kill it with fire", "nuke the whole repo", absolute peak fury |
nejvetsi-blbec-na-zemekouli.mp3 | Nejvetsi blbec na zemekouli! | "I'm the dumbest person alive", "what an idiot", "who approved this PR", calling someone (or yourself) a complete moron |
past-vedle-pasti-pico.mp3 | Past vedle pasti pico! | "it's one thing after another", "every fix creates two new bugs", "this is a minefield" |
ne-nenasadis-ho.mp3 | Ne, nenasadis ho! | "it won't fit", "it doesn't work no matter what", "stop trying, it's impossible" |
ani-ocko-nenasadis.mp3 | Ani ocko nenasadis! | "you can't even get the basics right", "you couldn't code a for loop", roasting someone's incompetence |
| File | Czech | Triggers |
|---|---|---|
ja-se-z-toho-musim-pojebat.mp3 | Ja se z toho musim pojebat! | "I'm going insane", "this is destroying me", "I'm going to lose it", on the edge of a mental breakdown |
neresitelny-problem-hosi.mp3 | Neresitelny problem hosi! | "there's no solution", "this is unsolvable", "we're completely fucked", "this bug is unfixable" |
nevim-jak.mp3 | Nevim jak! | "I have no idea what I'm doing", "I don't know how", "where do I even start", completely lost |
tady-musis-vsechno-rozdelat.mp3 | Tady musis vsechno rozdelat! | "we have to redo everything", "start from scratch", "the whole thing needs to be rewritten", total rework |
tuto-picu-potrebuju-utahnout.mp3 | Tuto picu potrebuju utahnout! | "I need to fix this mess", "let me tighten this shit up", reluctantly diving into a horrible fix |
| File | Czech | Triggers |
|---|---|---|
pockej-kamo.mp3 | Pockej kamo! | "wait", "hold on", "hang on a sec", "let me think", pausing before something goes wrong |
abych-mohl-toto.mp3 | Abych mohl toto! | "so that I can do this", "let me just...", setting up for something that's about to fail |
jedu-do-pici-stadyma.mp3 | Jedu do pici stadyma! | "I'm out", "peace", "goodbye", "closing the laptop", leaving in disgust |